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Bull Fairy Tales

The original couple living the dream in the Garden of Eden—no responsibilities, no bills, just endless paradise! Adam, the ultimate bachelor, is chilling out when God decides he needs a companion. Enter Eve, created from Adam’s rib. Because nothing says “true love” quite like being made from spare parts, right?

Oh, let’s really dig into this ridiculous tale of Noah's Ark! So, we have Noah, who’s apparently got the divine task of building this massive boat to save the animals from a global flood. But wait—did Noah do all of this himself? I mean, come on! This is a gigantic ark we’re talking about!

So, we have Mary, an unsuspecting young woman, who gets the surprise of a lifetime when an angel swoops in to announce that she’s going to be pregnant. Because when you believe in christ-insanity, spirits just appear from the ether and impregnate a human being, right? That’s how biology works—who needs science when you have divine intervention?

We’ve all heard stories about the monstrous fish that got away, but this is a tale about a guy who gets swallowed by a giant fish and somehow lives to tell the tale? It’s like the ultimate “I need a vacation” story, but with a twist!